There is only one solution to the detention problem and that is for the kids to learn their lesson and never go into the cycle of detention every day. The only way this can happen is to put the fear in them, a fear so great that the very word of detention makes them go mad with fear. The only person who can put this fear in them is Chuck Norris, only he can put a fear so great into a person that it makes them wet themselves. The other idea would be to place a green house in the school and grow a cash crop to support the medical bills that would follow due to the injury’s sustained from “falling down the stairs”. And yes some kids could die but that is just the way of life and natural selection. But most will find that it is a neccesary evil for the good of the society. As with all radical ideas there will be opposition (we know were the opposition lives).
