The food of Umf (aka, aramark)

I seen many things in my time and I’ll say with authority that their putting laxative’s  in the food. Again I’ll repeat that, LAXATIVE IN FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. I’ve had diarrhea since I got here and I feel as though part of my life expectancy is going down the drain. Ah I should’a seen this coming bad food who would’a thought. Well anyways if this be my second and last blog before I die  I just wanna say it was a good run and look forward to the party on the other side.