The question

What I believe is true even though I can’t prove it ,Big foot exists he roams the western United States in search of food and although its hard to believe he also does the Jack links Beef jerky ads on t.v. So my new goal after I graduate is to find this mysterious creature share a bag of ruffles with him and then take him back to my place and chill in my basement for three days then go back to work , while I’m at work he can protect my stuff and play video games like Rainbow six.